That said, Alan Moore is a scary-looking mother-fucker. Seriously. He's got a zombie-fied face that looks like sleep is something it hasn't seen in years, wears hardcore silver rings on each of his massive fingers, and has a beard that looks like it eats other beards for sustenance when it isn't busy killing puppies and stealing candy from little children. He honestly looks like an undead wizard pirate who emerged from the depths of the seventh level of hell and then shrugged off climbing through those unspeakable pits of horror, because he's Alan Fucking Moore, and that's what Alan Fucking Moore does in his daily routine.
But don't just take my word for it, look here:
And here, where he is clearly invoking some terrible binding spell on some poor critic's nutsack:
Don't let the grey in his hair in the below picture fool you into thinking that means he is now old and feeble, it's just that the zombiefication process has accelerated and soon his dark powers will be absolute.
In this second photo, you can sense that he is just thinking of which ghastly undead curse to unleash on the pitiful camera-person:
|"Nail Ripping Curse or Kneecap-Breaking Spell? Probably do both to be safe."|
And finally, in this photo the zombiefication process is complete. While he may look thinner and worn-out that is just so he can be streamlined and access his omnipotent undead powers more fully, respectively:
|"I am now ready to be your Unholy Overlord."|
I end by reiterating, Alan Moore is fucking scary.
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